<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of dhanraj mistry</title><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of dhanraj mistry</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>tnx giving message</title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #3333ff" size=7> <FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG>hello all my friend </STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #3333ff" color=#ffffff size=7><STRONG> tnx once again for commenting my blogs I'am sorry can't post my blogs for last few month but I'll try to post as much as possible in near future so plz comment on my blogs & encourage me...........</STRONG></FONT></P><BR><P><FONT size=7>your friend</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#ff99ff size=7><STRONG>~Raj~</STRONG></FONT></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home7/107/29e34d35b66781aa4abf7f25d651b32a/homep/images/1204391263">]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:28:01 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/01/How-Budget-affects-your-stocks-1.html</link></item><item><title>Tax: how u r affected</title><description><![CDATA[<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=780 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=5 height=20></TD><TD width=1 bgColor=#b7b7b7></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=780 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=1 bgColor=#b7b7b7></TD><TD width=15></TD><TD class=ft11 vAlign=top width=748><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=left border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top><IMG alt="" src="http://specials.rediff.com/money/2008/feb/29sd1.jpg" border=0></TD><TD width=10></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <BR><BR><P><FONT class=f20 size=5><B>Tax: How you are affected</B></FONT></P><FONT size=5><FONT class=fv10>February 29, 2008</FONT><BR></FONT><TABLE height=5 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=5><FONT size=5></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><FONT class=f12a><FONT size=5><B><U>The salaried class</U></B> </FONT><P><FONT size=5>Finance Minister P Chidambaram has announced changes in the Income Tax slabs. The threshold of exemption for all Income Tax assesses raised from from Rs 1,10,000 to Rs 1,50,000. </FONT><P><FONT size=5>Every income tax assessee will get a relief of a minimum of Rs 4,000. </FONT><P><FONT size=5>New tax slabs will be: 10 per cent for Rs 1,50,000 to Rs 3,00,000, 20 per cent for Rs 3,00,000 to Rs 5,00,000 and 30 per cent above 5,00,000. </FONT><P><FONT size=5>An additional deduction of Rs 15,000 under Section 80D has been allowed to an individual who pays medical insurance premium for his/her parents. </FONT><P><FONT size=5>For government employees, there is further godo news as the Sixth Central Pay Commission will submit report by March 31, 2008. Direct tax proposals to be revenue neutral. </FONT><TABLE height=8 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD height=8><FONT size=5></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><B><FONT size=5>Image: Bank employees, representing a big chunk of India's middle and salaried class, protest in a one-day strike over privatisation and outsourcing last year. </FONT></P></B></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:45:40 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/29/Tax-how-u-r-affected.html</link></item><item><title>THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRENGTH AND COURAGE</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=center><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00" size=6><STRONG>THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRENGTH &amp; COURAGE</STRONG></FONT></P><BR><P align=center><FONT size=5><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff99ff" color=#330033>It takes strength to be firm.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to be gentle.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to stand guard.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to let down your guard.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to conquer<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to surrender.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to be certain.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to have doubt.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to fit in.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to stand out.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to feel a friend's pain.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to feel your own pain.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to hide feelings.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to show them.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to endure abuse.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to stop it.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes strength to stand alone.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to lean on another.</FONT></FONT></P><BR><P align=center><FONT size=5><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff99ff" color=#330033>It takes strength to love.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to loved.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"></FONT></FONT></P><BR><P align=center><FONT size=5><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff99ff"><FONT color=#330033>It takes strength to survive.<BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)">It takes courage to live.</FONT><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"></FONT></FONT></P><P align=right><FONT size=5><FONT color=#333333 size=3>UNKNOWN AUTHOR</FONT><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"></P></FONT><BR><P align=center><FONT size=4><FONT size=6><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff6600" color=#ffffff><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(127,63,0)"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #00cccc"><FONT size=6>I feel that we should add contribution to society by forwarding these type of messages to our friends</FONT>.<BR></FONT></SPAN><BR style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(195,190,113)"></FONT></P></FONT><BR><DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=right></FONT><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color=#333333 size=3>                                                                                                               </FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:57:56 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/20/THE-DIFFERENCE-BETWEEN-STRENGTH-AND-COURAGE.html</link></item><item><title>Your marriage details!!!!!!!!!!!! (must try}</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV link="blue" vlink="blue"><DIV><BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in"><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><BLOCKQUOTE style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 4pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 1.5pt solid; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt"><BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt"><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">Choose a number between 1 and 7 and know what sort of marriage you will be having............ </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">get ready.... </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">think abt the no.</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">Ok wait now..</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV><DIV><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P></DIV><DIV><DIV><P><FONT face=Arial size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT> </P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">u'r sure right??????? ? </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">don change your mind again....... ..</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"> </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">(place the pointer of mouse in front of number u have thought and drag it to right side to see whats written........) </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT color=#000000><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><FONT face=Garamond size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">1. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: white; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">Arranged Marriage</SPAN></FONT> </FONT></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT color=#ffffff><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><FONT face=Garamond size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">2. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: white; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">No Marriage(Oops! ) </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face=Garamond color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">3. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond color=white size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: white; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">Love Marriage</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="TimesNew Roman"><SPAN> </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face=Garamond color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">4. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond color=white size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: white; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">Love+Arranged Marriage </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><FONT face=Garamond color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">5. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond color=white size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: white; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">Marriage With Friend</SPAN></FONT> </FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face=Garamond color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">6. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond color=white size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: white; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">You will have more than one marriage(Great! !-Please invite me for all) </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><P><FONT face=Garamond color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond">7.</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond color=white size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: white; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond"> Y ou'll go against your parents and marry              </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=navy size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy"><IMG title="mailto:venugopal.reddy@inbox.com?subject=Good Morning !!!" height=252 src="http://f5mail.rediff.com/bn/download.cgi/image001.jpg?login=dhanraj_mistry&amp;session_id=5L23PK1KRK02fdbLbtg0lGXIK73U6L00&amp;file_name=1197265621.S.39345.4016.f5mail23.rediffmail.com&amp;formname=download&amp;filetype=image/jpeg" width=150 border=0></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></DIV><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" align=center><B><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #4e81c4; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Thanks &amp; Regards</SPAN></I></B></P><H1 style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" align=center><EM><FONT face=Georgia color=#4e81c4 size=5><A href="mailto:~R@j">~R@j</A>~</FONT></EM></H1><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #4e81c4; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia"><EM>Email:<A href="mailto:dhanraj_mistry@rediffmail.com " nnnnnnh> dhanraj_mistry@rediffmail.com </A></EM></SPAN></B></P><BR><BR clear=all>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:55:45 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/10/Your-marriage-details-must.html</link></item><item><title>how to be an ideal friend</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><FONT color=#800000 size=4>Its not easy becoming a friend or making one because a friend is not a state of mind. Its real and its in your face. A friend is someone who makes your life worth its while a little more than yesterday. While everybody has their own definitions of a "friend", the long and short of it is we all need friends to make our lives better. </FONT><BIG><FONT color=#800000 size=4><BR><BR><B>HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY...</B><BR><BR>In friendship "honesty" is the key word. One should always be honest to his or her friends.<BR>Praise them honestly and openly.<BR>Say you're sorry, when you hurt your friend</FONT><FONT color=#800000 size=4>. Don't let them assume it. <BR><BR><BR><B>GIVE MORE THAN YOU TAKE...</B><BR><BR>Be there when they need you or you may wind up alone.<BR></FONT><FONT color=#800000 size=4>Love them unconditionally, that is the only condition. Make them feel special, because aren't we all special? <BR><FONT size=5><STRONG><FONT color=#ff9966>Never forget them, who wants to feel forgotten.</FONT><BR><BR></STRONG></FONT><BR><B>BE SUPPORTIVE.. . </B><BR><BR>Cheer them on, we all need encouragement now and then. <BR>Use good judgement.<BR>Wish them luck, hopefully good <BR><BR><B>FORGIVENESS. ..</B><BR><BR>Forgive them for, "To Err is Human", and you just may end up making the same mistakes in course of time.. <BR><BR><BR><B>KEEP THE FAITH...</B><BR><BR>Have faith in them. For, there is no love without trust.<BR>Zip your lips when they confide in you <BR><BR><BR><B>EXPRESS YOURSELF CLEARLY</B><BR><BR>Know when they need a hug, and couldn't you use one? <BR><BR><BR><B>HAVE FUN...</B><BR></FONT></BIG></DIV><BIG><FONT color=#800000 size=4><DIV><BR>Talk frequently, communication is important. <BR><BR>Enjoying your friendship </FONT><FONT color=#800000 size=4>is the order of the day. So its not what we call a friendship if you don't feel right.<BR>Always remember a friendship is worth it when you are able to enjoy the amazing  relationship </FONT><FONT color=#800000 size=4>with no holds barred. Its a mutual bond for life that you cant give up.</FONT></BIG></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 23:57:29 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/08/how-to-be-an-ideal.html</link></item><item><title>RE-MARRY</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=center><STRONG><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Tahoma size=7>Re<FONT color=#ff8000>marry </FONT>?</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN><STRONG><FONT size=4></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></FONT> </P><P align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN><STRONG><FONT size=4>A husband and a wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the </FONT></STRONG></P><DIV align=left><STRONG><FONT size=4>Wife looks over at him and asks the question....</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV align=left><FONT face=Tahoma><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN><BR><STRONG><FONT size=4>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" <BR><BR>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"<BR><BR>WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"<BR><BR>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."<BR><BR>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" <BR><BR>HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again"</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR><BR><FONT size=4><STRONG>WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) <BR><BR>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)<BR><BR>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"<BR><BR>HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."<BR><BR>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" <BR><BR>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"<BR><BR>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"<BR><BR>HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."<BR><BR>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" <BR><BR>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."<BR><BR>WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"<BR><BR>HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."<BR><BR>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"<BR></STRONG><BR><STRONG>HUSBAND:</STRONG> </FONT><FONT size=6>"</FONT></SPAN><B><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff6600; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT size=6>No, she's left-handed.</FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT size=6> "<BR></FONT><BR><STRONG><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000" color=#ffffff size=6> WIFE: -- silence -- <BR></FONT></EM></STRONG><BR><STRONG>HUSBAND:</STRONG> <FONT size=7>"</FONT></SPAN><B><SPAN style="COLOR: #0066ff; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT size=7>sh*t</FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT size=7>." <BR></FONT><BR></DIV></SPAN></SPAN></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:44:04 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/08/RE-MARRY.html</link></item><item><title>hOW HAPPY LIFE IS WITHOUT GIRLFRIEND!!!</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV align=center><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #999900" face=Tahoma color=#ffffff size=5><STRONG> HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND </STRONG></FONT></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#003399></FONT> </DIV><FONT face=Tahoma><P align=left><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff6666 size=4><SPAN><STRONG><EM>1. You can stare at any Girl.......  </EM></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></A></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">2. You don't have to spend money on her.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><BR></SPAN></A></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none">5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=4><STRONG><EM>6</EM></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN> </FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=4><STRONG><EM>9</EM></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT color=#000000>.</FONT> Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.   </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#ff6666 size=4><STRONG><EM>10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.    </EM></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></A></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT color=#ff6666> </FONT><FONT color=#000000>11. You won't have to waste paper writing </FONT>love letters.  No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#33ccff size=4><STRONG><EM> </EM></STRONG></FONT></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin less.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">17. No nonstop nonsense.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#00cccc><SPAN>19. No tension.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000000 size=4><STRONG><EM>20</EM></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">. You can be "urself"  </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=left><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><A href="http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=650&amp;Itemid=34" target=_blank rel=nofollow><FONT size=4><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT color=#33ccff><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none">21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN></SPAN></P><P align=center><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><FONT size=7><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000">~</FONT><A href="mailto:~R@J"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000">R@J</FONT></A><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000">~</FONT></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:32:53 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/08/hOW-HAPPY-LIFE-IS-WITHOUT.html</link></item><item><title>Conversation between a software engineer and his wife</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV align=center><A id=thelink href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/join/" target=_blank rel=nofollow></A></DIV><P align=center><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><STRONG><FONT size=5><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff7f00">Software enginner and his wife<BR></FONT><BR></P></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><DIV align=center><STRONG><FONT size=5><U>Conversation between a software engineer and his wife</U></FONT></STRONG></DIV><STRONG><FONT size=5>  <BR>  <FONT color=#0080ff>Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.</FONT><BR>  <BR> <FONT color=#8000ff> Wife - would you like to have some snacks?<BR>  Husband - hard disk full.<BR></FONT>  <BR>  Wife - have you brought the saree.<BR>  Husband - Bad command or file name.<BR>  <BR>  <FONT color=#7f9757>Wife - but I told you about it in morning<BR>  Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.<BR></FONT>  <BR> <FONT color=#bf005f> Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.<BR>  Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.<BR></FONT>  <BR>  Wife - at least give me your credit card,<BR>  i can do some shopping.<BR>  Husband - sharing violation, access denied.<BR>  <BR>  <FONT color=#bf5f00>Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.<BR>  Husband - data type mismatch.</FONT><BR>  <BR>  Wife - you are useless.<BR>  Husband - by default.<BR>  <BR> <FONT color=#00007f> Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?<BR>  Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to<BR>  Reboot</FONT>.<BR>  <BR>  <FONT color=#a94a76>Wife - what is the relation between you &amp; your<BR>  Receptionist?<BR>  Husband - the only user with write permission.<BR></FONT>  <BR>  Wife - what is my value in your life?<BR>  Husband - unknown virus detected.<BR>  <BR>  <FONT color=#ff007f>Wife - do you love me or your computer?<BR>  Husband - Too many parameters</FONT>.<BR>  <BR>  Wife - i will go to my dad's house.<BR>  Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will<BR>  Close.<BR>  <BR>  <FONT color=#bf005f>Wife - I will leave you forever.<BR>  Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.<BR></FONT>  <BR>  Wife - it is worthless talking to you.<BR>  Husband - shut down the computer.<BR>  <BR>  <FONT color=#ff0000>Wife - I am going<BR>  Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer<BR></FONT><BR></FONT></STRONG>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:09:44 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/10/23/Conversation-between-a-software-engineer-and-his.html</link></item><item><title>laugh a while</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>Good one, I thought of adding one funny story.</FONT></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5></FONT> </DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>A foreigner had VERY SPICY dinner from a hotel in India. </FONT></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5></FONT> </DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>Next day morning he came out of the toilet and said:</FONT></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>" NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU INDIANS USE WATER IN TOILET,</FONT></DIV><DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>BLOODY TISSUE CAN CATCH FIRE"</FONT></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:10:11 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/10/18/laugh-a.html</link></item><item><title>Well tested formula for better life</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=justify><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000" color=#ffffff size=5>Well Tested Formula For Better Life<BR><BR>Use........this. ......in. .......life<BR><BR>Talk ------------ -- Softy<BR>Walk ------------ -------- Humbly<BR>Eat ------------ --------- ------ Sensibly<BR>Breathe ------------ --------- --------- -- Deeply<BR>Sleep ------------ --------- --------- -------- Sufficiently<BR>Act ------------ --------- --------- --------- -------- Fearlessly<BR>Work ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Patiently<BR>Think ------------ --------- --------- --------- -- Truthfully<BR>Believe ------------ --------- --------- ------ Correctly<BR>Behave ------------ --------- --------- ---- Decently<BR>Learn ------------ --------- ------- Practically<BR>Plan ------------ --------- -------- Orderly<BR>Earn ------------ --------- -- Honestly<BR>Save ------------ ------ Regularly<BR>Spend ---------- Intelligently<BR>LOVE ------------ -PASSIONATELY<BR><BR>EnJoY --------- Completely <BR>okkkkkkkkkkk apply these n ull rockkkkkkkk" """""""<BR></FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:05:38 +0530</pubDate><link>http://dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/10/18/Well-tested-formula-for-better.html</link></item></channel></rss>