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dhanrajmistry.rediffiland.com/
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tnx giving message
hello all my friend
tnx once again for commenting my blogs I'am sorry can't post my blogs for last few month but I'll try to post as much as possible in near future so plz comment on my blogs & encourage me...........
your friend
~Raj~
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Tax: how u r affected
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Tax: How you are affected February 29, 2008
The salaried class Finance Minister P Chidambaram has announced changes in the Income Tax slabs. The threshold of exemption for all Income Tax assesses raised from from Rs 1,10,000 to Rs 1,50,000. Every income tax assessee will get a relief of a minimum of Rs 4,000. New tax slabs will be: 10 per cent for Rs 1,50,000 to Rs 3,00,000, 20 per cent for Rs 3,00,000 to Rs 5,00,000 and 30 per cent above 5,00,000. An additional deduction of Rs 15,000 under Section 80D has been allowed to an individual who pays medical insurance premium for his/her parents. For government employees, there is further godo news as the Sixth Central Pay Commission will submit report by March 31, 2008. Direct tax proposals to be revenue neutral. Image: Bank employees, representing a big chunk of India's middle and salaried class, protest in a one-day strike over privatisation and outsourcing last year. |
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRENGTH AND COURAGE
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRENGTH & COURAGE
It takes strength to be firm.
It takes courage to be gentle.
It takes strength to stand guard.
It takes courage to let down your guard.
It takes strength to conquer
It takes courage to surrender.
It takes strength to be certain.
It takes courage to have doubt.
It takes strength to fit in.
It takes courage to stand out.
It takes strength to feel a friend's pain.
It takes courage to feel your own pain.
It takes strength to hide feelings.
It takes courage to show them.
It takes strength to endure abuse.
It takes courage to stop it.
It takes strength to stand alone.
It takes courage to lean on another.
It takes strength to love.
It takes courage to loved.
It takes strength to survive.
It takes courage to live.
UNKNOWN AUTHOR
I feel that we should add contribution to society by forwarding these type of messages to our friends.
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Your marriage details!!!!!!!!!!!! (must try}
Choose a number between 1 and 7 and know what sort of marriage you will be having............ don change your mind again....... .. (place the pointer of mouse in front of number u have thought and drag it to right side to see whats written........) 4. Love+Arranged Marriage 6. You will have more than one marriage(Great! !-Please invite me for all) 7. Y ou'll go against your parents and marry
Thanks & Regards Email: dhanraj_mistry@rediffmail.com
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how to be an ideal friend
Its not easy becoming a friend or making one because a friend is not a state of mind. Its real and its in your face. A friend is someone who makes your life worth its while a little more than yesterday. While everybody has their own definitions of a "friend", the long and short of it is we all need friends to make our lives better.
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY...
In friendship "honesty" is the key word. One should always be honest to his or her friends.
Praise them honestly and openly.
Say you're sorry, when you hurt your friend. Don't let them assume it.
GIVE MORE THAN YOU TAKE...
Be there when they need you or you may wind up alone.
Love them unconditionally, that is the only condition. Make them feel special, because aren't we all special?
Never forget them, who wants to feel forgotten.
BE SUPPORTIVE.. .
Cheer them on, we all need encouragement now and then.
Use good judgement.
Wish them luck, hopefully good
FORGIVENESS. ..
Forgive them for, "To Err is Human", and you just may end up making the same mistakes in course of time..
KEEP THE FAITH...
Have faith in them. For, there is no love without trust.
Zip your lips when they confide in you
EXPRESS YOURSELF CLEARLY
Know when they need a hug, and couldn't you use one?
HAVE FUN...
Talk frequently, communication is important.
Enjoying your friendship is the order of the day. So its not what we call a friendship if you don't feel right.
Always remember a friendship is worth it when you are able to enjoy the amazing relationship with no holds barred. Its a mutual bond for life that you cant give up.
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RE-MARRY
Remarry ? A husband and a wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again"
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
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hOW HAPPY LIFE IS WITHOUT GIRLFRIEND!!!
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND 1. You can stare at any Girl....... 2. You don't have to spend money on her. 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. 7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring. 8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u. 9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore. 10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life. 11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place. 12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. 13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports. 14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less. 15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. 16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks. 17. No nonstop nonsense. 18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. 19. No tension. 20. You can be "urself" 21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills..... ~R@J~
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Conversation between a software engineer and his wife
Software enginner and his wife
Conversation between a software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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laugh a while
Good one, I thought of adding one funny story. A foreigner had VERY SPICY dinner from a hotel in India. Next day morning he came out of the toilet and said: " NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU INDIANS USE WATER IN TOILET, BLOODY TISSUE CAN CATCH FIRE"
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Well tested formula for better life
Well Tested Formula For Better Life
Use........this. ......in. .......life
Talk ------------ -- Softy
Walk ------------ -------- Humbly
Eat ------------ --------- ------ Sensibly
Breathe ------------ --------- --------- -- Deeply
Sleep ------------ --------- --------- -------- Sufficiently
Act ------------ --------- --------- --------- -------- Fearlessly
Work ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Patiently
Think ------------ --------- --------- --------- -- Truthfully
Believe ------------ --------- --------- ------ Correctly
Behave ------------ --------- --------- ---- Decently
Learn ------------ --------- ------- Practically
Plan ------------ --------- -------- Orderly
Earn ------------ --------- -- Honestly
Save ------------ ------ Regularly
Spend ---------- Intelligently
LOVE ------------ -PASSIONATELY
EnJoY --------- Completely
okkkkkkkkkkk apply these n ull rockkkkkkkk" """""""
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